New Pregnancy Symptoms!

Apparently, only pregnant teachers do the following:

• get on to students for wrestling over pencils
• call out students who talk while the teacher is talking
• want lids on the markers
  
• have the audacity to wake up a sleeping student and make them answer a question
• call students to the board
• make students pick up paper/pens/pencils/kleenex boxes that are dropped on the floor
• send students to the office for throwing a desk

At least, this is what they tell the principal and secretary. And I guess I'll know the error of my ways after the baby is born.