S: Mommy! Mom. Mommy! Mommieeeee. (Hey Mom!)
Me: What? (What?)
S: Guy? (Car?)
Me: Guy? (Where?! Do you see someone?)
S: Guy? (No, you idiot, CAR.)
Me: Oh, Car? Where's your car? (You'd think I'd remember what 'guy' meant by now. Where's your car?)
S: Whey go? (Where is it?)
Me: Oh, it's over there. (Oh, it's over there)
S: Dey she is! (There it is!)
Me: What color is the car? (Please perform for mommy.)
S: Reh (I dunno, red?)
Me: No, remember, not everything is red. (Damn.)
S: Eeen. (Green?)
Me: Yes! Very good! (Second guess counts! You're a genius!)
S: Mom! Mommie! mommiemommiemommie. (I want something. Figure it out.)
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